EFTS is Here to Stay
By Fred King
Preface: And if you don't like this one, *you* try writing five stanzas in iambic tetrameter with only one rhyme.
'Twas in the merry month of May UCHC came out to say To Docline libraries' great dismay EFTS would go away. How would we now invoices pay For articles from far away? Now write out checks most every day EFTS has gone away? Three quarters of a thousand pay To write new software, that's the way A smallish sum else they might say EFTS will go away. Come on libraries, don't delay! Pledge now! Don't wait another day. Eventually we all can say EFTS won't go away. Sufficient funds will save the day That really is the only way That we can shout hip hip hooray! EFTS is here to stay!